Saturday, December 23, 2006

The Bird & the Bear

Once Upon a time, a bear & a bird got on a plane... As they got high in the sky, The bird asked the stweardess to bring him coffee... when the coffee was brought, the bird had a sip, & throw the rest on the stwedardess... there was a minute of shock & then the whole plane laughed their head off.
The bear was confused... the stewardess smiled & left.
Next the bird asked for OrangeJuice & did the same... Again, everyone laughed & stewardess left.
Then the bird asked for wine... the same old story....
The bear thought "Well, I could be as brave & have some fun too", he ordered a cup of tea, had a sip & throw the rest on the stewardess.
The whole plane went silent... & everybody stared at him. The Securities seized him up & decided to throw him out of the plane.
While the bear was being dragged to the door, he asked the bird: "You did the same & nothing happened"
The bird said:

"Well, even for being nasty you need wings"

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